you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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