Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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