Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Houston, we have a squirter
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
