In the future we'll all be gay
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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