I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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