The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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