She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
where are my pants?
in the oven.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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