your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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