we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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