He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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