Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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