Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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