Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
you never un-have a 4some
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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