nut hugger
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
whose ass print is on the piano?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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