Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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