So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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