I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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