But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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