and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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