No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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