he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i dont even know how to be here
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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