i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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