U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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