But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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