My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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