Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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