How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize