I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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