did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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