no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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