Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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