he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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