Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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