He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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