so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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