did you get engaged???
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
