just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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