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• (979): View more from Texas

  Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.

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  You spelled "worthless" wrong.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting

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• (214): View more from Texas

  he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  It's official drugs can't kill me

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  ...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.

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• (+33): View more from France

  I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.

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• (619): View more from California

  I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics

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