its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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