Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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