Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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