Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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