oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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