I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
