I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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