Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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