There is no way he is gay with that hair.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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