mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
