Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
MIDGETS
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My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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