So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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