A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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