Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the condom got lost in my hair
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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