Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I wear drunk well.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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