It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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