we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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